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* k I Page Six mmsemsss .t. % «f THE MEDINA TRIBUNE COLLEGIATE CENTER OPINION News and Views in the College EiUtor-in-Chief Mary Prances Servoss Business Manager William Nestle John Duquette Anne foster Jean Macgowan «JB3 REPORTERS Dawson McElwcc Bctt* OTDea JohnPUato Joseph Smith Fannie Stroyan Mary Sinclair EDITORIAL January 22 , a group of Colicgluto Colter student*, under the dlrcc- tfon of Miss Hopkins, to to present in th e hltfh school auditorium, the play, \Th*.- Importance of Being Earnest\ by Oscar Wilde. Thla offers you . th e student* in WI. C. C. a splendid opportunity to •how your school spirit an d loyalty. Each one of you should plan right now t o attend this per- formance and to bring with yo u a s many of your relatives and friends • you can. fly selling tickets before tho pcr - blnnunca you ca n lend your sup- port U> th e director an d tho cast, Bbth of which have been working q,nlte hard, some under great In- convenience, for the past several WCpkii- So get your tickets nov/ and Show whut fine salesmen you uro. Tho basketball team also needs your support. 'Hie team has been putting In long hours practicing etery week. In addlUon, its new equipment has set it back finan- cially, liy attending us many of tile games as possible, you can (jive tho team th e auppoi I, financial and otherwise, that It needs so badly The learn faces quite u good sted nchedulu and, with your backing, It will feel more ready to fight for the honor of M. C 0. AJ1 set for Friday Night? and All Date Kecovery Inwurance On January 1 I the Brookings U»&Ulute published a list of aeven rtsenUuIn to recovery Two of tnwn regime mere mention ntabi- ll/iitlon of i.uironcy, and exli-nrnon of th e reciprocal trade mjiee- inontn Th e oilier five futm n <nre- tijlly i ooi dlnutod and well bal- anced prourum, on e Unit In not new, to l»«- niirf, but on e that can now i lalm thi' uppinval of a )«'(<>K- (il/.i'd IIII|UII llal nullMII lly |u lulling I'H » baliiliMvl frdenil (Juilift'l, Hi'' HrooliInK\ leport m- thr imminent r of u i i edll liifliillon, rmidi* the cxpalnilnii nf bank • in r d by (jiivn riment i II balanced !Mj»]|5<-1 will i, denli oy th e IniflOi fnt 11-( klcnnn i tedll i-dlt I- xp.uii ,i melaphoi of mm nil llllietl t Milllt Im t ulll v Mil niti it make IIIIII i id . ii *i ,il m. diffo nil .1' l l Hl'i-lll'i . We -, I tl r |,l J{M l ,1 I f 1 I I make penetrating comments o n it. In the person of the young in- genue, the author has created a character so unsophisticated as to fall in love with a young man whom she knows only b y hearsay, and yet so charming a girl thai the young man obligingly falls i n lovo with her at their first meet- ing. The uuthor sometimes points the finger o f scorn at hla charac- ters, but It i s always a scorn min- gled with gentle amusement, which allows hi m t o join - in the good time which tho comic situations afford. The Dramatic Group of th e Me- dina Collegiate Center will present the play on Friday night of this week, In the High School auditor*- lum. The caat have been working very hard t o give the play a good performance, and It Is hoped that the occasion will be enjoyable. college credits which to transfer- able to other colleges. In this way the advantage lic# with tbe stu- dent, for he can obtain bis de- sired course without-the high ex- peruse usually attached to it, an d at any time he sees fit can continue his course at bis chosen college. He also becomes better fitted for college life, since he can enter sttch social activities as chorus, journalism, dramatics, and snorts. E. S. Educate Youth Miss your oupper- the play. -but don't miss Medina Collegiate Center Defeats Buffalo klliiwlrdgi r. lr r.inr-nil' »ui« pimtjllil'- hy ()• on.., I. bmidn I'., i not, liowt go or i/> nf iriklcn it exo.u Wt <lnr nl.i v dl'ill. tn Ii l i fin in I Well I i pll'lUwilll , hm,li Ii i . i II,.' I I. llliiiM nl 'Ml. (.Mil 6nvr ii .in III I < I IT I uf II . Clllllll l l 1 • I ' t>y .i (•.!• f.»ib. II.,. IS hoMn K iihnni-. <i f tin- i pi ii i*i ,iinl Hit n piupriU nf pi - tl edit 11 II If way IK ||i'iiei nil y urn ouleftled, llunifjli in JlllU'llie It In firi|U('liUy IIIIMIII tlclhloild 'I'lll' MKMl llltlll ill nllli- lif thei lecuitimi'lidatlon In \pen to (lueiiUi'iilliU fill ll In u ii'iilily Hint j |n'i I In o fast, hurd-fought game at Riverside High School in Buffalo Frlduy evening th e Medina Col - leglale Center basketball U'um dc- feuled the highly touted Buffalo Collegiate Center aggregation 24 - 21 Captain Bud Itell ntarred for the Medina team with Barcelona and Hamilton playing well. The Buffalo tcurn led 7-1 at the <|uurtor hut Medina came buck utroiig to lie tho wore 14-14 at the half The thlid quarter ended in 17-17 deadlock With two minulrn to go in the hint quartet Medina led 2(1- 17. but O'liilen ncoied tw o field Kiiiiln with Goldberg lidding tw o foul nliotii to take the lead 21-2D with foity uertindu to play Medina letileved th e hull fioin the Buf- falo backboard an d on u npetlai'u- lui play, Ilur relorui to lliunillon to Itell, Iteil dropped the bull thiough the bche» fiom Un' mde of the i mil I to give Medin.i the leud l.enehull tallied Hliolhel b.oikcl hi i lilieh thi' giime junl .n the fliinl V. hint lc notllided Today's youth must be educated, for they will be the controlling factor In tomorrow's world. No longer should education b e ne- glected because of the expense In- volved. The system of collegiate centers, of which Medina has a branch, of- fers to every youth of Medina and vicinity a chance to complete hi s education at the minimum of cost. Two years of courses will mean a saving of hundreds of dollars with- out th e sacrifice o f any of the values of a college education. Even the social life o f college is no t left out of th o program of th e Collegi- ate Center. Foolish Is the youth who falls t o take advantage of th e opportuni- ties given by th e new agencies of a college education. Ignorant is th e student who scoffs at the Idea of going to college at home, for It Is he who m missing the chance of hi s life. i Courses Included In the curricul- j um of a center Include everything i from English to psychology. A per- j son who wants to learn will have . everything within his grasp; all he t has to do is t o seize the opportu- nity W N Easy to Read Vehemently the attorney for th e justice bellowed, \Justice 1 I de- mand justice' My client ad \.Silence.\ called th e judge \The uttorney for th e defense will please remernb«'i that he In In u couit loom \Your honor, the Indictment ac- cuseii my client of buigluiy, an d I wish to muke It clear to the iiiuit thai he did not l)i<-uk into Ihe linu»e The accused did M< - an u|>eri wi/iduvv . init'-i U-d bin aim and removed a fe w dollur • frmn th e plaintiff 'i IIOUM'I « My i lo-nt •> ,u in in not bnii'ii'lf Why iiun.ili hi* whole body when hm aim vvai the guilty member'' Vmi have put up ,i mi'lit. l epln l l th e |l .v Hill a t th e i I f k elitllli ti n aim li i irnpi iMiiiinent Vmii • i oni|)ii'i v it i II in >t i;,,... I oiKi I tin fiv. jn.t • II K\ ilh ,i it I..I- \ MI • i .II .,> he I' AHscmbly 11 I- .ff i. artificial arm, handed i t to th e sheriff, and walked out. Mrs. Santa Clans Rapid fire questions was the or- der o f the morning clas^ hour just before Christmas. \Who|i»i!tb« greatest man In America? asked the teacher. •'Santa Claus,\ yelled out a youngster without hesitation. \The very idea. Why, sonny yo u can't even tell me who his mother was.\ Yes, I can ; Mary Christmas.\ The Bewsrd Inevitable Lon Chancy, one of the most amazing motion picture actors tn the world, ha d parents who were deaf an d dumb. When Lon was a boy, hi s mother, in addition to her other affliction, became a hopeless invalid—her expressive hands forever motionless with rheuma- tism. The boy, only in the fourth grade i n school, cored patiently and consistently for his mother. She la y quietly day by day, her voice mute, he r hands still. Lon ha d t o make hi s mother un- derstand, an d he had to under- stand her. H e learned the ar t of pantomine. He acquired th e most extraordinary resourcefulness of expression. He became one o f the world's greatest actors. It is an ex- ample of th e reward of devotion, a reward h e did not seek, but which v/aa inevitable. No Salesman Need Apply Suitor' \Sir I have an attach- ment for Alma \ Her father: \Young man, when my daughter needs accessories, I'll bu y them for her.\ Between the Ears I The average human body is 1 made up approximately of the following 1 Fat enough for seven bais of , soup lion enough for u te n penny nail. Sugar enough to fill a small , shaker Lime enough to whitewash a hen coop I'honphoiUb enough to make 2,- 20(1 rnuU hen Magnesium enough to explode a toy cannon Sulphui enough to ml a .small iloK of hi-. fleiiB. Voui value therefore does not depend on voui weight, nor height, hoi Knlh hvei v Ihing depends on vvh.it goes on between the oars Fair Enough S.i.v i Abie, \Cnhi'ii I've been to Ihe bank to borrow Mime money, .nnl tiny -.iy all I need is that yo u In.old sign to this note your name, I 1.1 n I i a n hav e all the money I need A m t they fine''\ Abie, says Cohen reproach- hilly, \vmi an d ! have been li a mis for many years, and ye t vi ii go to the bank when you need n.onev Aine, yo u Just go ugum to Hi. hank .aid sa y lliat they should sign tb e note, and then Cohen will lend you th e money.\ Indigo Alpha: \Why tbe dark glasses?\ Omega: \To keep ihe blue in nay eyes froin fading, silly.\ A Game for You Author's Guessing Game (Answers will appear in next week's issue.) 1. What a rude ma n said to his son when h e wished him to eat properly. 2. A lion's house du g in th e side of a hill where there is no water. 3. Many pilgrims have knelt to him. 4. He makes men's garments t o order. 5. Represents th e dwellings of civilized men. 6. A woman's head covering i n cold weather. 7. A name that means such fiery things I can't describe their pains and stings. 8. What an oyster heap is likely to be. 9. A chain o f hills containing a black treasure. 10. A n American manufacturing town. out a wipe of foUy? What are you all laughing at ? What's th e luxe? Ob, yes, \wipe out an act of folly. Disappointed actor: Why do you use that screen with the fish on it? This play isn't \Submerged\, is it? Director: No, i t isn't submerged. Not quite. Subscribe fo r The Medpa Tribune • I i m Hard work and no iflay mjLf make a dwB boy, not fie vmr^- winds up with, money i» the %a Nature averages things nieebl** She always gives us the k»nri*» a voice that our own ears enjoy hearing. •• Subscribe for The; MedjnaJTrjbun4 Behind the Curtain All right, second act. George.^Xgu be Cecily in this scene. Yes, stand! up, George. Read it again. Let'sl take this scene over. Jack: We didn't d o it this way last time. What is that line? Jack: I've never had a bother. Prompter: That isn't bother, it's brother. Algy: Al l th e same thing, Isn't it' Butler: Th e dorg-cot, I mean, the dog-cart is at the door sir. Take th e dorg cot over again, please. I mean, th e dog-cart. Actor: D o I stand or si t in this scene? Director: Yes . Actress: Oh, but my dear Canni- bal- I mean, dear Canon! What's m y lino there'' Where's the prompter'' jOh, yes: \Very well, Ihf-n My poor brother Earnest—\ I always miss that line, don't I. \ I wonder why. j (Jive the cue again, please. No t | quite soon enough. Again, please. J That's it. Yes, that's just what we' don't want. Director: On e of the most impor- ' tarit things in acting is control of the body (Director trips over a chair.) There, now, you see how, I important it is? i Actor: Have yo u a white hand- kerchief with a black border—I mean, a mourning handkerchief? 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FACTS YOU NEVER KNEW!// I3v H.T.Elmo tlit! furniei In a |i< lion in thin wor output ll Die HiiioUlngii nlilllil nlnlirn thu |>O|MIIHI hiney, II In upl to he - Conic public policy, If on the otliei bUIKl, the hillitdlltptl ll lequllen up. |Wur too giettl, then ll wonlil wem WO have learned very, vety little Irrtm recent hlnlory Don't mlhii Hie I) (' Friday Night, January Tl The Dramatic Club IMny Out of the w^umn ami fnlhli-a el th e Vii'tniinn age, Onem WIIIIP fttnhlimtvl the comedy, \The Im - l»»rUincn of living Kuniest\ A i common bywoul aniouij » n lotm ICngllnhrnen being \Ihe miiinpoi - ' tnncf of bring em neat,' Onrnrl Wilde took (or the title of hl» j (lUIUHlliK play, \the inioortniue o f being em nest \ The play on th»» ndj<?etlv e \earliest'' ami Hie nuinu \Knrnost\ Imiru the erntrul plot of lite (trninii, but the iinuiaemenl liaa many nuiuceit The two youim blnden, the hetoeH, with lu'vor u care for wink oi wtury, who seek to hnve then fun anil to kw»p their rtwpectubihtv «l the »anw time, nr « not without desctmdnnls In our own society today The dowon*>r mother. in whom death and Uhe limn of pmeiiU uu< minor mailers, ahsoibm herself tn Important UUeatmns nf houses, servants viru! truiney. set tihe U sufficiently ite - tached ft,HI, society of which »hc IM an nnpoiUint part, to be able to Window Cleaning Iffn llavp Extended Our Window Churning Mcrvlio u> Albion. Cyndonvllle and Mhhtlrport. mill 8KHVICK IS A S NKAR TO TfOO At* VOI'll TELKPIIONJK ! 0P.!0 & SIPPLE 209 Brennan Place e 41 Medina, N. Y. nleirnv day A ntormy da y scents to di-pietm i'v PII the uplill of a person who luis nollilng to worry about I'heie In nomethliiH about the itinkneiiii, th e ruin, the uleot, or Ihe snow which prevents the spirit from ttnliiK to Joyful helBhla In my mind, tiieie neoms to be nn n« noclHlloit between » i heei le»« day unci u Uroup of people stundlnn about ntroshly-dus ipuve to watch tho last remains of a loved one lowered into Ih e cold, dump ({round Duo to thin asaoelulion 1 dread to see a duy beuin without tho cnoourutflns n»v« \f the sun Tor me there Is but one wa y to pans u gloomy da y That m to (tmw up a chair by the fn e and entiiely forgot my surioundingx by losing myself In a good book H 1. AdvuntnRCM of the Collegiate Center Dining our pirneut tune n man tlcr.li lug mi atli'tictive poMtiuti mini hnve at lenit it college edu- i.ltiori The pel Mill aeeklllg ll good ediii atioii in in main C.ISCM le- HUiU'vl In pins an enliiiiue rxum- iruittun. mid <i>iit.riHientU only the more i nimble ,u e admitted Such students wh o to e i ejected mid those vvb.o have ability, but link the neci-MJU y fuinK ai r out of k Hut ai r th.-> ' Tlie t'ollegi- ute Ccntei is then salvation, but Ihere one can obtain, in part, us good im eduiiilion without nun-ting nil t!io.x<' difficulties The tuition ulea iirr low, and a high school education m suffluent for ndmlt- luncc. The subjects tuught in these first two yeruti ure th e sumo as those tn any ordinary collt>g«. Af- ter tho student has satisfactorily passed th e subjects, he is given
