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Page Six ;TJif ;M JiPIffA f H&VIH& ThvaxAm $0mm Am COLLEGIATE CENTER OPINION News and Views in the College Editor-in-Chief Business Manager, .Mary Frances Servoss William Nestle Tomorrow's Headlines The idea that within the next toalf-dozen yearn a very great \Something\ Is Uable to occur lurks in the mind of nearly every- body. The exact truth is that an eyent, or chain of events, of stu- Dcndoug Importance is surely im- minent. Whether the world can (void another world war Is the S uertlon whose answer will prob- bly bo the greatcut new* of the .flint half of the twentieth century. A glance at the forces making for conflict shows them up an largely unnatural; trade strangu- lation, censored ncwi, hysterical nationalism, and rearmament thru « reduction In living standards. 2'no forces on the side of peace, on thfl contrary, seem to nuve the weight of reason and sanity behind (hem: painstaking negotiation of trim limitation and triide promo- tion treaties, respect for Interna- tional law, ordinary decency to- ward neighboring government!), and freedom of press und of dia- Cimslon The nev/B of the nexl few years, then, that shows a strengthening at decline of such forces will Lie u |;rutty reliable Indication of sub- fUirjuent events; war will bu inevi- tolilc or Impossible. Now the obvious tiling to strive f(ir is to make war Impossible. Vhla la not the hardest thing In the world, for If every nation can be tnude to see that Its ultimate in- terest i» Inextricably bound up with peace, then enlightened self- Interest can he relied upon to liquidate the war menace The de- mon Helen of the world have It In thftlr i*iwer lo demonstrate the tvprLh of international trade und agreements The Advantages of Collegiate Center final tests arc identical with those In Alfred College. Another foremost advantage of the Collegiate Center is that it al- lows students to remain at home and commute the short distance between school and home daily by auto or bus. This is an outstanding advantage because the students know each other in school from the start and also because they are home evvry day, they do not be- come homesick, often a major problem In muny colleges where students come from afar. It results often In failure and poor marks. However, this handicap is absent at the Medina Collegiate Center, Therefore the students of this Center should consider themselves fortunate that they are able to re- ceive one or two years of super- vised college training for a small amount of money and at the same timo be able to hold Jobs or re- main ut home with their fami- lies V. S. Tin- advantages of the Cullegl- nlit Center and lln effec U on Me- dina liuve I'lTUilnly given rise to a filvoi utile opinion by imi citizens Thin liifllllutlon. which IK a tiubal- dlilty of Alfied University, In iiipldly ginning recognition from Uin home school We, Mi studeutn of the Colle|jl- nti' ('enter, realize Uie IrnmeriBe IteneflU which we are no fortunate nil to receive here We. leeelvi\ the t.trne i mill fiorii the Culh-Kliitr Outer tlml Alfred extends to Its unrolled irnldcnl riyrnlierii ( >Ul (..iicntn i nh ,iKu tciill/i* tin- v.du 1 \I \ill -.t.iyliiif •'! Iioine foi • iln.li I'lu' i i HI i nil luilmlj \Ihi'i III.111 ,i -mull 11 Hi- fi i iih'l v. .-. ii r i A Letter 1<I5 Sunshine Ave., Vitamin Dee, Cullfornia. Kebruury 20, 1037 My dear Rudolph, 1 really must teil you of my de- lightful experience lust week I'm so excited, Hudolph, tliat 1 can h»rdly contain myself Oh, happy day!! You really wont believe It, Hudolph, when 1 tell you, but last Wednesday I did It' r>s, I really did After all these years of try- ing, 1 flnully achieved a Supdr- Krult-Nul Cuke that didn't fall, or have that leather limit' you noticed In the last one I sent you Now 1 dure Sudlc to complain ubout my cooking And I'm »ure your wife will appreciate you more after I let you in on my secret How did I do if AM, that's what I'm going to tell you I mixed in cement Innleud of dough, and got the most lustioua results You wouldn't helleve it, Hudolph I'w never tasted anything like It be- fore What a thrill I'm Just bubbl- ing over with Joy!\ My deal, 1 forgot to le|| you When you put In the nuts, don't u»e the ordinary kind, use the iron ones Dial go on the end of bollx You run beul them into the cement Willi a pick und shovel Hpiing thin delicious Super-Kr ull- Nut Cuke on your wife Mimeduy. 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Pi Hi,, (act that, aftci the .Ii .'.'. mc his p, | lr t u Js Ull , ||, ;•! •I.I.UDU linn,, it..,us;. ,,(t. i he ie- n-ncd the news, be ievcl\e<i an offer from a wealthy gambler Thin ' gamhler, whivio name is not on j Ihe recordn, offeftNd to bu>- the | • ..v.'i fr« Kl M,-ni»v Bnws for $300 000, OT $150,000 more than the ticket would bo worth if the ticket wa* not a winner. Although the gambler did not know it, this put Money Bags on the Hpot. Itow was be to know whether he should sell now and be eure of the $190,000 more he would receive or if he should take a chance on the outcome? He had always been lucky, but had he run his luck fur enough? You might say that It <Jid not matter if he lost or not. If you do, you forget the character of Money Bags. He wag not only stingy, but he was also go rnucii of a mteer that he could not endure losing even a dol- lar. He finally decided that he would sell. The race was run. Radios flashed the new* of the winners. A scream pierced the quiet air of the small town where Money Bags lived. All who heard the scream rushed to Bfloney Bags' house. Finding nobody home they search- ed the surrounding land. At the bottom oi a high cliff behind his bouse, they found Money Bags, dead. In his hand was a scrap of paper on which he had written the winners of the sweepstakes. Across his name WBJB scrawled $1,000,000. Money Bags, who would have fainted if he lost a dollar, had lost $700,000. \Going Up\ remarks on toy selection of eleva- tor boy». Having safely roomed my guest, I asked the other boy to descend slowly and stop next to the other car. With a load of six of these daughters of Scotia in our car, we descended, and, just between the first and second floor we found the other car, I called to Lewis and found that he could not move up or down, much to his discomfort and the eight daugh- ters of Scotia in his car. We drop- ped our car to the first fjoor and after holding the door open, I climbed the ladder in the shaft and got on top of the other car and in- spected the cables. While I was doing this, I could hear the daughters talking. One stated firm- ly, inasmuch as she was President of the daughters, that she should be taken to the second floor im- mediately. Another fainted, and an old lady rebuked the other ladies for their anxiety and loud talk- ing. Lewis explained the situation while rubbing the fainted woman's wrists. There was no possible chance of falling or even moving. Meanwhile 1 was able to remove the emergency door at the top of the car and made a little speech to the group. It took me about a half hour to get a ladder and put it down from the second floor into the elevator, and by persuasion, to get the women to climb out. You can imagine the way it looked, women with flowing gowns climbing up a ladder in a greasy elevator shaft, especially when they were heavy women. By seven-thirty we had them all out, and by pushing and pulling we got the revived woman out last. The hold was especially busy when I came on duty that evening, for the Daughters of Scotia were holding their banquet in the din- ing room on the second floor There were about four hundred of these daughters i n the lobby, talk- ing and running from the desk to the stairs and buck again I walked over U> my post and relieved the boy on duty. When lie remarked about the niic of the women, I heartily agreed with turn average weight for the women ranged about 185 pounds 1 knew the clevutou would be busy car ty- ing thene Indies up to the second i floor, und he-cause of the si/.e of I the women I went over to the ele- \These doctors are so slow! vulor and warned 1X.-WIB, who was Can't they hurxy and let me know a new boy, not Ui take over Beven | instead of keeping me in sus- ot u time, Ijfcause Uie weight I pense'' Why do Ihese hospitals would he too much lor the cleva-jhuve to have that infurnal odor of tor and il would uubmiulicully ' antiseptics.'* It gets you after lock i awhile; it numbs all of your The giinip darted to move senses \ steadily tim-urd the elevators at! \That must be Jerry being about hix-thir ty. and the rush be- wheeled into the operating room. the blasting to see if everything would go all right he..-I did call to him, but he probably didn't hear me because I was in the cave. Why should I go out of the cave at that time? If I knew enough to run, I don't see why he wouldn't. What's the sense in two people getting hurt when Fate can be played for only a single injury? ft might as well have been some- one else, besides me; but Jerry.... gosh!.... It'll make things look pretty suspicious, since I am his successor. Well, is it my fault? What do I care what people think? I can tell them that there wasn't a chance of his being saved If they do know....well....I can deny- it Besides Jerry isn't dead. I haven't committed a crime. I do hope though, that Jerry will be O. K.\ \I wish I could stop thinking of that blast and Jerry lying on the ground....motionless....men running towards him....me making believe I came from a distance so they could not think I possibly could have saved Jerry....men In white ....nurses....doctors....anticeptics .... Jerry lying on the....Why should I have to suffer for his misfortune?\ \You say both of his legs have to be amputated? No, I won't wait. I'll be back later. Thanks.\ \Gosh...Jerry....he'll be an in- valid. Well, anyhow, he's living, isn't he?\ R. B. Heard Here and There that is dirtier than that one, I'll let you oft\ Daniel promptly held out the other hand, and the teacher bad to keep her word. Something Never Seen Before At a certain gathering of young people it was in order to do or say something mysterious. What would you think of a young fellow who would get up and claim that he had something in his pocket that no human eye had ever seen, and that after exhibiting it, it would disappear and no one would ever see it again? Well, there was a young fellow at this gathering Who made this claim, and he was besought on all hands to prove his statement. Af- ter holding his audience in abey- ance for many minutes, making his claims even more intricate and mystifying, he proceeded to ex- hibit the object—and proved both 6f his assertions. What was it that he exhibits t, his audience? ~ (If you cannot get the ann*. before next week, you shall wi' it then.) ^ w Try These Before Too Look far tfe Answers in Another. Part of % Paper. 1. What is it that has six tail* twelve eyes, and flies in the air' 2. Why is a leaky faucet like a coward? 3. Why does tying a horse to a post improve his gait? 4. What do you catch very ofjen, yet never see it nor feel it? 5. What can be twenty feet long yet lighter than a feather? * 6. Where can you find health, wealth and happiness? 7. What comes to you black and white and leaves you red (read)? 8. Why is it harder to spell pur- ple then green? 9. What was the first scene at the great Chicago fire? The following inscription was found written in a sundial in pos- session of a man who had died of starvation: too slow for those who We received a few compliments on our handling the situation and I Time is the President, who talked to the i wait, Superintendent, prevented Lewis | Too swift for those who fear, frum losing his job. A few days later I received five dollars and a letter of thanks from the Daugh- The Iters of Scotia wiUi Uie President's compliments. R. H. Too long for those who grieve, Too short for those who rejoice. But for those who love, Time is Eternity. Dare to be a Daniel Life gun Being on front post, when u man chcclu-d in. I took his bags and sturted li»r the elevator When I reuehed the dooi of number two. with much difficult) . I noticed the light win, nut showing on the in- di< atoi fm ,ui_v floor and I sus- pected borni'Diirig WJJ, wiring The women slniU-<l lo c oinphnri he- cuuse only urn- elevutoi was run- ning arm. hiirig tin- Hell Captain. I i ct i iv i il ,i f* vv urn i itiiplimciildi v It's ubout time The doctor said he might have to umpututo his leg \ \What's the matter with me anyhow'* I can't help it if he loses Ins leg Certainly I hope he doesn't hut if he does I cun't let his mis- foi tunc discouruge me. Of course he might have been saved...But I iniKhl have been hurt too If he would have lun into the supply cave with me instead of watching ' can find m to Daniel Webster, in school, in the Supreme Court, in the Senate, was never at a loss, never disconcerted, never allowing his opponents to put him at a disadvantage. On the contrary, he was always quick to turn a difficult situation to his own behalf. Gamaliel Bradford, in a bio- graphical sketch of Webster, gives , a very characteristic story of the boy in school, as told by Abraham I Lincoln. When Daniel was in school he was not noted for tidiness. One I day his teacher told him that if he appeared again with such dirty hands she would thrash him. 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